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    • July 29, 2020 at 11:19 am #23845
      AvatarBenFitz31
      Keymaster

      Hey guys, posted this on the discord but wanted to do it here. What are your favorite cringy/dad jokes?

      A few of mine:
      -Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling well.
      -Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? Because it was two-tired.
      -How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

      What are some of yours?

    • August 5, 2020 at 12:34 pm #23870
      Luz.FelizLuz.Feliz
      Participant

      I love, love, love this threadddd!!! I am definitely a sucker for dad jokes. My favorite one would probably have to be:

      What do you call an alligator in the FBI?

      An investigator 🙂

    • August 5, 2020 at 8:20 pm #23872
      AvatarBenFitz31
      Keymaster

      That’s epic XD. Definitely using that one

    • September 10, 2020 at 8:42 pm #24128
      Luz.FelizLuz.Feliz
      Participant

      I found a few more that I added to my favorites list that I’ll state below:

      What kind of bear is condescending? A pan-duh!

      How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor !

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